Mirror Mentality

I am lovedrunk
on the words we share
But maybe those campaigns
weren’t wrong
When they said alcohol
is poison.

I’m in a selfie mood today; forgive me

I’m in a selfie mood today; forgive me

mentcorp:

So for only being at the beginning of the second week of Insanity, I’m not looking too shabby ;D 

By the way guys, I’ve started a new (better) fitblr, so if you want to check it out, head on over to Mentis et Corporis!

mentcorp:

So for only being at the beginning of the second week of Insanity, I’m not looking too shabby ;D 

By the way guys, I’ve started a new (better) fitblr, so if you want to check it out, head on over to Mentis et Corporis!

Aren’t I just precious? o3o

Aren’t I just precious? o3o

So I had $15 on a debit card that I needed to spend, and I may or may not have just blown it all on gay romance ebooks (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ*:・゚✧.。:.☆

So that psych test I was worried about? Yeah, I just finished it in under 10 minutes. Pretty sure I have an A on it, too.

I just have this issue where I can’t stop being a cute little fuck when I take selfies with this camera. And that scarf is totally Greek, bee-tee-dubs.

I just have this issue where I can’t stop being a cute little fuck when I take selfies with this camera. And that scarf is totally Greek, bee-tee-dubs.

Me being a cute little fuck on the coast of Thessaloniki

Me being a cute little fuck on the coast of Thessaloniki

On the bus after nearly 24 hours of traveling

On the bus after nearly 24 hours of traveling

Me looking like a hot mess in the airport in Nashville. But shit, my eyes were gorgeous in that light

Me looking like a hot mess in the airport in Nashville. But shit, my eyes were gorgeous in that light

So it turns out that I had time to get bored and decided to take photos. These are the results of my boredom.

Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
Me: A dull knife.
Dad: Why a dull knife?
Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.

roxylalonde:

“I am so fucking done with this shit” I whisper to myself as I continue 

detectivemcgeek:

Dude, I love you, but that’s not where I was trying to go with the joke. 

detectivemcgeek:

Dude, I love you, but that’s not where I was trying to go with the joke.