Mirror Mentality

americankimchi:

gotta find cover where u can when you’ve got the hit points of a wet paper bag 😔👏

liveasheroes:

Just be yourself.

theshitneyspears:

My inner saboteur: You look like shit today and everyone thinks it.
Me:

redlipstickresurrected:
“Ally Burke aka Zombie Pop Tarts aka Funny Skull Grin (American, b. 1986, TN, USA, based VA, USA) - Careless Whisper, 2018 Paintings: Acrylics on Wood
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redlipstickresurrected:

Ally Burke aka Zombie Pop Tarts aka Funny Skull Grin (American, b. 1986, TN, USA, based VA, USA) - Careless Whisper, 2018 Paintings: Acrylics on Wood

kalichnikov:

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

jonsoki:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:
jonsoki:
quest-givers:
unadulteratedpiratepizza:
If I’m DMing, and you show up with your Chaotic Neutral Rouge Tiefling, you will not be allowed a seat at my table. I’m sorry, but I’m just tired.
this, and all the comments on this post are literally the most freezing cold takes I’ve ever seen holy shit
I can’t believe people wanna have fun playing d&d
anyway I love chaotic neutral tiefling rogues
- Mod Rose
Hey OP who hurt you?
Listen, you can play whatever race or class you want to. I’m just tired of the zany wacky theater kids who think “chaotic neutral” means “chaotic dumbass” and just do whatever “lol so random” thing that jumps across their minds. “Lol, I’m a chaotic neutral rogue, I’m gonna steal from the other players because lol, so random!” “Guys, wouldn’t it be funny if I just stab the plot crucial NPC?” “We’re trying to sneak past this group of enemies? Wouldn’t it just be wacky fun if I started shouting for no reason?” (All things I have actually had to deal with with these kinds of players)
“I can’t believe people wanna have fun playing d&d” that’s great, Rebecca, have all the fun you want, that’s why we’re here playing this game, but if your fun involves bringing the flow of the story to a crashing halt every time you want to be “Wacky chaotic dumbass” and ruin the fun for everyone else, then don’t come to my table.
Fair enough, carry on

marsapartment:

The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content

carnivoreman:

kagami-taro:
diegoide-rock-and-roller:
me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am
my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

cuchuchillin:
“ sunder-the-gold:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“That sounded expensive
”
What are your elected officials doing with all of your tax money?
”
Embezzling
”

cuchuchillin:

sunder-the-gold:
whitepeopletwitter:
That sounded expensive
What are your elected officials doing with all of your tax money?
Embezzling

theofficialpresidentoftheusa:

In this house, dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7

teratomarty:

whitegirlblog:
Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

trevenant:

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

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